Elbert Hubbard

A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour. [Select]

{Category: Work and Recreation}

A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you. [Select]

{Category: Love and Hate}

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. [Select]

{Categories: Men and Women, Vice and Virtue}

An enemy is anyone who tells the truth about you. [Select]

{Category: Altruism and Cynicism}

Don't take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. [Select]

{Category: Life and Death}

If a feller says, "It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing," it's the money. [Select]

{Category: Altruism and Cynicism}

If you suffer, thank God! It is a sure sign that you are alive. [Select]

{Category: Happiness and Misery}

People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do. [Select]

{Category: Work and Recreation}

Positive anything is better than negative nothing. [Select]

{Category: Success and Failure}

The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture. [Select]

{Categories: Science and Religion, Vice and Virtue}

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. [Select]

{Category: Wisdom and Ignorance}

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