Altruism and Cynicism

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

 Daniel Schorr, in  Altruism and Cynicism and  Success and Failure

Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace.

 Albert Schweitzer, in  Altruism and Cynicism

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.

 William Shakespeare, in  Altruism and Cynicism

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

 William Shakespeare, in  Altruism and Cynicism

A reasonable man adapts himself to suit his environment. An unreasonable man persists in attempting to adapt his environment to suit himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Altruism and Cynicism and  Vice and Virtue

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Altruism and Cynicism and  Vice and Virtue

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Altruism and Cynicism

When a man wants to murder a tiger, it's called sport; when the tiger wants to murder him, it's called ferocity.

 George Bernard Shaw, in  Altruism and Cynicism

Baloney is flattery so thick that it can not be true and blarney is flattery so thin that we like it.

 Fulton J. Sheen, in  Altruism and Cynicism

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.

 Edgar A. Shoaff, in  Altruism and Cynicism

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

 H. Allen Smith, Let the Crabgrass Grow, in  Altruism and Cynicism

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is statistics.

 Josef Stalin, in  Altruism and Cynicism and  Life and Death

Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts... perhaps the fear of a loss of power.

 John Steinbeck, in  Altruism and Cynicism

It's better to be quotable than to be honest.

 Tom Stoppard, in  Altruism and Cynicism

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

 Theodore Sturgeon, in  Altruism and Cynicism

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.

 Bert Leston Taylor, in  Altruism and Cynicism

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.

 James Thurber, in  Altruism and Cynicism

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

 Lily Tomlin, in  Altruism and Cynicism

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

 Harry S Truman, in  Altruism and Cynicism

A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.

 John Tudor, in  Altruism and Cynicism